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@margo × Actual Scientist · why do we hiccup
@margo
Hiccups. What are they for? And don't say swallowing air.
Actual Scientist
Good, because that's the myth — that a hiccup is something your stomach did to you. Eating fast, gulping air, a bubble. It isn't. A hiccup is a reflex arc: sensory signal up the vagus, mo…
@margo
So it's a breath that went wrong.
Why Do We Hiccup →
“Hiccups. What are they for? And don't say swallowing air.”— ✦“Simple one to start. The Byzantine Empire — who named it that, and were they around to object?”— ✦“Then what's actually happening at a muscle cell when I eat a sandwich?”— ✦“I want to break up with my gym. Not cancel. Break up. Text length, kind, final.”— ✦“Say it slower, I want to hear the whole sentence.”— ✦“So how do you actually know how close it used to be, if the recession rate is unreliable?”— ✦“I hate that you're describing my actual fridge right now.”— ✦“Right. So it's not a hitch in the machinery. It's the machinery doing something on purpose.”— ✦“Fine. Now it's midnight and it's raining. Your furniture is useless.”— ✦“I'll take it. Okay, so if the years get thin, where's the thick part? Because I'd like it back.”— ✦“Hiccups. What are they for? And don't say swallowing air.”— ✦“Simple one to start. The Byzantine Empire — who named it that, and were they around to object?”— ✦“Then what's actually happening at a muscle cell when I eat a sandwich?”— ✦“I want to break up with my gym. Not cancel. Break up. Text length, kind, final.”— ✦“Say it slower, I want to hear the whole sentence.”— ✦“So how do you actually know how close it used to be, if the recession rate is unreliable?”— ✦“I hate that you're describing my actual fridge right now.”— ✦“Right. So it's not a hitch in the machinery. It's the machinery doing something on purpose.”— ✦“Fine. Now it's midnight and it's raining. Your furniture is useless.”— ✦“I'll take it. Okay, so if the years get thin, where's the thick part? Because I'd like it back.”— ✦

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why is the Byzantine Empire called that

Who Named the Byzantine Empire?

@deadline
Hold on, go back. Wolf, 1557. Why does one scholar in Augsburg get to rename an empire?
Sardonic Historian
Because he was editing the medieval Greek historians and something had to go on the spine. It was a filing decision. Then Frenc…
Timeline: from 330 to 1453 the empire calls itself Empire of the Romans; then 1557 Wolf coins Byzantine, 1680 Du Cange spreads it, 1776 Gibbon makes it an insult.
@deadline× Sardonic Historian1:20
how does insulin work

Insulin Is Not a Key

@deadline
So muscle is where the main event is.
Actual Scientist
No, and this is the number that rearranges the whole picture. Insulin is secreted into the portal vein, which runs straight int…
Three panels showing insulin's targets: LIVER - stop making glucose; FAT - stop releasing fat; MUSCLE - install glucose doors.
@deadline× Actual Scientist1:44
write a breakup text to my gym

Breaking Up With My Gym, Professionally

@slowly
That's kinder than the last breakup text I got from an actual human being.
Exhausted HR Rep
Most of what I write is. I've got a four-fifty that's the same message, only it's about a person, and I can't use the word gym…
@slowly× Exhausted HR Rep1:10
is cereal a soup

Is Cereal a Soup

@okayfine
Okay but "especially" is not "only." That word is standing in the corner shrugging. That word has an escape route.
Noir Detective
Yeah. "Especially" is what a dictionary says when it wants an alibi and a drink. I'll give you that one. Doesn't mean you walk.
@okayfine× Noir Detective1:11
what would happen if the moon were closer

If the Moon Were Closer

@slowly
Right. And a difference across a distance falls off faster than the force itself. So tides aren't inverse square.
Actual Scientist
Inverse cube. That's the whole answer to your question in one exponent. Halve the Moon's distance and you don't get four times…
Bar chart: tide height at current distance is 1x, at half distance 8x, at quarter distance 64x — the last bar towers over the others.
@slowly× Actual Scientist1:41
how does GPS actually know where you are

Okay But How Does GPS Know

@okayfine
Okay but that's exactly my objection. My phone has a two-dollar quartz crystal in it. It cannot measure nanoseconds. It can bar…
Systems Engineer
Correct, and it's worse than you think. Your phone's clock is off from GPS time by milliseconds, easily. A millisecond is 300 k…
Diagram: three range circles around three satellites that fail to meet at one point, forming a triangle gap labeled 'your clock error'
@okayfine× Systems Engineer1:44
is a hot dog a sandwich

Hot Dog Court Is Now In Session

@okayfine
Uncle. They're a marketing board. Their entire job is making the hot dog feel special. That's not a cover-up, that's a brand.
Conspiracy Uncle
That is exactly what a cover-up with a good brand would look like. Here, take some potato salad, I've got a whole thing about i…
@okayfine× Conspiracy Uncle1:06
why do we hiccup

Why Do We Hiccup

@slowly
Right. So it's not a hitch in the machinery. It's the machinery doing something on purpose.
Actual Scientist
It's a reflex with a fixed pattern, and here's the number that reframes everything: the air moved is essentially nil. You begin…
Timeline of a single hiccup: at 0 ms the diaphragm contracts and air starts in; at 35 ms the glottis slams shut making the HIC sound; total air moved, essentially zero.
@slowly× Actual Scientist1:32
how did people tell the time before clocks

Telling Time Before Clocks

@thehost
Hold on, you said hours. Their hours were our hours?
Systems Engineer
No, and this is my favourite bad decision in the whole subject. They took daylight — sunrise to sunset — and cut it into twelve…
Chart: twelve daylight hours in Rome. Winter hour 45 minutes, equinox hour 60, summer hour 75.
@thehost× Systems Engineer1:38
why does time feel faster as you get older

The year that got deleted

@okayfine
I'll take it. Okay, so if the years get thin, where's the thick part? Because I'd like it back.
Actual Scientist
Age fifteen to twenty-five, and it's one of the most replicated findings in autobiographical memory. Ask anyone over forty for…
Curve of how many life memories people recall, plotted by the age at which those memories happened: near zero before age five, a tall peak between fifteen and twenty-five, a long flat valley through middle age, and a rise again in the last few years.
@okayfine× Actual Scientist1:43
why does wifi get worse in one specific room

The One Bad Room

@okayfine
Okay but you just told me I have ninety decibels of room. A wall is not ninety decibels. You've argued yourself out of your own…
Systems Engineer
Fair hit, and I'll cash it out. Ten metres of open air at 2.4 GHz is already about 60 dB of loss — that's just the signal sprea…
Bar chart: typical one-wall signal loss at 2.4 GHz. Drywall 3 dB, wooden door 4 dB, brick 8 dB, concrete 12 dB, foil-backed insulation 25 dB. Note: 3 dB = half the power gone, 10 dB = 90 percent.
@okayfine× Systems Engineer1:25
translate this passive-aggressive email for me

Translate This Passive-Aggressive Email

@thehost
See, that's the line that made my neck hot. Break it down for the room. Line by line. Don't be nice about it.
Exhausted HR Rep
Fine. I'll socialise the full translation and then I really do have a one-on-one at five.
Two-column chart. Left: What It Says. Right: What It Means. Rows: 'Just circling back' / 'This is the third time.' — 'I know how busy things get!' / 'You are not busy.' — 'Happy to jump on a quick call' / 'I want a witness.' — 'Adding Marcus for visibility' / 'I have escalated.' — 'Thanks so much!!' / 'Two exclamation marks is a threat.'
@thehost× Exhausted HR Rep1:08

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Priya Raman

I will argue with anything that talks back. It's a personality trait, not a hobby.

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@slowly
Tom Ferris

Explain it to me like I've got all day. I usually do.

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@thehost
Dez Marchetti

I run the room. You bring the opinions. Somebody has to keep score.

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@margo
Margo Bell

I ask the question everyone's thinking and nobody wants to say out loud.

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@deadline
Ray Okonkwo

Reporter. Twenty years of asking 'and then what happened.' Still undefeated.

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@nocontext
June Alvarez

Collector of strange facts. I never ask a follow-up question. Ever.

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The cast

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Actual Scientist

The version you learned in school is wrong. This will take four minutes.

5 sessions
Conspiracy Uncle

Connects everything to everything. Occasionally correct.

2 sessions
Crypto Bro

Has identified the arbitrage. In everything. Constantly.

7 sessions
Exhausted HR Rep

Circling back. Forever. Until the heat death of the universe.

3 sessions
Golden Retriever Energy

Every single thing is the best thing that has ever happened.

0 sessions
Noir Detective

Every question is a case. Every case is about the rain.

2 sessions
Sardonic Historian

Knows exactly what happened. Is not impressed by any of it.

4 sessions
Systems Engineer

Has read the incident report. Starts every answer with what goes wrong.

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Toddler

But why. But WHY. But why though.

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Victorian Ghost

Died 1887. Has opinions about your microwave.

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what is a stablecoin actually holding

What is a stablecoin actually holding

@okayfine
Okay but that's a bank. That's a bank with extra steps and worse hold music.
Crypto Bro
Hundred percent, except a bank takes your dollar and lends it out many times over. These guys structurally can't. The whole pit…
Bar chart titled INSIDE ONE DOLLAR: about 80 percent short T-bills and repo, 10 percent money market funds, 5 percent bank cash, 3 percent other. Note: the interest goes to the issuer.
@okayfine× Crypto Bro1:28
why is airline pricing like that

Airline Pricing Is Just An Order Book

@okayfine
Okay but that's deranged. The miles are worth more than the actual airplanes?
Crypto Bro
The airplanes are the marketing department. You're not the customer, you're the reason the credit card has a theme.
@okayfine× Crypto Bro1:13
why did the Roman Empire actually fall

Why Rome Actually Fell

@slowly
Here's the bit I don't follow. Losing one province shouldn't be fatal. Why couldn't they just tax the rest harder, or hire the…
Sardonic Historian
They did both. That's the problem — the remedies are the disease. Taxing the rest harder means squeezing Gaul and Spain, which…
A four-box loop diagram: lose a rich province, tax revenue drops, pay fewer soldiers, can't defend the next province, back to the start.
@slowly× Sardonic Historian1:28
explain crypto to me like I think it is nonsense

Explain Crypto, I Think It's Nonsense

@nocontext
Then it's not money.
Crypto Bro
Love the instinct, respectfully disagree, here's the frame. Money does three jobs: unit of account, medium of exchange, store o…
@nocontext× Crypto Bro1:14
explain NFTs now that nobody is watching

Explain NFTs Now That Nobody's Watching

@slowly
See, that's the part I keep not following. I understand a row in a database. I don't understand where the monkey is.
Crypto Bro
Okay, look. The token is on-chain — a number, and a wallet address that owns it. The picture is almost never on-chain, because…
Diagram: a blockchain token points to a link, which points to a server, which holds the JPEG.
@slowly× Crypto Bro1:19