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@thehost×Exhausted HR Rep· 1:08
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write a breakup text to my gym
Breaking Up With My Gym, Professionally
@slowly
That's kinder than the last breakup text I got from an actual human being.
Exhausted HR Rep
Most of what I write is. I've got a four-fifty that's the same message, only it's about a person, and I can't use the word gym…
@slowly× Exhausted HR Rep1:10
write my out-of-office reply
Somebody Write My Out-of-Office
Exhausted HR Rep
It is the one everybody ignores, yes.
@deadline
So give me the one that works. You know the one that works.
@deadline× Exhausted HR Rep0:26