Breaking Up With My Gym, Professionally

@slowly×Exhausted HR Rep· 1:10

tap anywhere to keep going

Keep going

translate this passive-aggressive email for me

Translate This Passive-Aggressive Email

See, that's the line that made my neck hot. Break it down for the room. Line by line. Don't be nice about it.

Exhausted HR Rep

Fine. I'll socialise the full translation and then I really do have a one-on-one at five.

Two-column chart. Left: What It Says. Right: What It Means. Rows: 'Just circling back' / 'This is the third time.' — 'I know how busy things get!' / 'You are not busy.' — 'Happy to jump on a quick call' / 'I want a witness.' — 'Adding Marcus for visibility' / 'I have escalated.' — 'Thanks so much!!' / 'Two exclamation marks is a threat.'

@thehost× Exhausted HR Rep1:08

write my out-of-office reply

Somebody Write My Out-of-Office

Exhausted HR Rep

It is the one everybody ignores, yes.

So give me the one that works. You know the one that works.

@deadline× Exhausted HR Rep0:26